Golfing Buddies

So me and my friend George went to the driving range Saturday night for lack of anything else to do (actually I've become mildly addicted to the range, something about smacking the hell out of something thats rather enjoyable). As I was hitting, a guy with his son starts chit chatting me. For the next two hours, this guy told the most incredible life story I've ever heard. Here are some highlights:

-when he was younger, his buddy would hook him up with a different stripper every night
-he ended up marrying the last stripper he went out with and had two kids with her
-they divorced five years later, but now are very good friends (in fact, she wants him to give her another kid)
-his ex-wife actually lives in the same condo as him, but as he puts it, "I live in the penthouse and she lives on the bottom floor slums." Oh punk!
-he and his daughter used to train in martial arts for five house, every day, 7 days a week. Don't mess with him!
-he was paying his daughter $60k a year, but she was lazy and messy so he fired her! Oh punk x2!
-would drive and pick up his daughter from school in a 400 horse power turbo charged Trans Am!
-had a 21 year old girl stalk him for two years (he's 50 something by the way)

I could go on and on. So either this guy is the greatest sensationalizer since Shaun, or this guy has had the greatest life ever. Period. Plus he helped me a lot with my golf swing. Thanks dude! Driving range anyone?