Benefits of Being Single

So I went to Square One today. As I was walking through the parking lot to the entrance, I saw this blonde Polish looking girl wearing a black cami with black pants and sandals walking down the parking lot and I swear I kid you not she was one of the most hottest girls I've ever seen in my life ever, like 10 out of 10, 5 star quality. She was so hot that first I did a double take, then I mouthed the words "Oh Snap!" So then I see this guy come out of his car and then he's stopped in his tracks and I see his head turning as he follows the girl as she walks down the parking lot, totally mesmerized. For a moment me and the guy look at each other and we both give the "Gatdamn that's hot!" look to each other. But then the guy's wife yells out "A--hole!, stop looking at that girl!" Oh my god, I almost died of laughter internally. All I could manage was a huge grin as I passed the couple, as I could hear the husband muttering "hey its a free country, I'm allowed to look." As I get to the entrance, again I see the couple, and the wife says to me "hey I saw you looking too!" to which I replied "I'm allowed to look!" to which the wife replies "yeah, but he's not!" and again the husband mutters something about being a free country. Ah the hilarity.

WAR super hot girls
WAR being single
WAR being allowed to look