Gold diggers wanted

So I took Keiko (my car) in this morning for her oil change. I end up leaving with two new rear brakes and a whopping bill for it. Which reminds me of one good thing to being single is. Being single saves you money. Having a significant other is like owning a car, it requires money to keep it going and every once in a while you gotta drop big cash on it. It's pretty much like another bill you have to pay every month. You got your Internet bill, gym membership bill, cell phone bill, girlfriend bill... Yeah yeah, call me cheap but there's no denying that there is money staying in my pocket instead of being spent. That being said, I still aim to get rich and find the hottest gold digger I can!